sodomymcscurvylegs:

Y'all: Idk, reblogging a selfie multiple times seems kinda tacky.

Me, Peddling my Wares: …spare selfie, sir? Would you like a spare selfie?

Originally from Loba

arabwife:

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

(via gaygenji)

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beheeyem:

me posting about shit NO ONE fucking cares about besides me

(via gaygenji)

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Originally from TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!

datoneshortgirl:

(via flowerybeards)

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Originally from High Off Life

rosejutsu:

i love “die mad about it” as a response bc what other choice do they have!!

(via the-goofus-is-here)

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Originally from wolf 359 is skinny

letmebegaytodd:

Kissing a cat’s soft little head gives you +10 HP

(via iures)

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Originally from hey, todd?

librabutch:

i love the sims but everything after creating them feels so empty… feel like a bored god who’s only hubris was thinking he could create something beautiful……

(via galactic-peepee)

Source: librabutch

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officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

(via galactic-peepee)

Source: molbitch

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doubletranquility:

tumblr is great its like a journal but with pvp

(via ravenfeathr)

Source: attackofthebteam

Originally from do you believe it? can you receive it?

despazito:

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

(via ravenfeathr)

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Originally from Nuclear Lemons

cathugging:

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

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